Antifuchs' µblag

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Actually, my theory is Spider-Man (and many superheroes like him) are actually able to do all kinds of weird shit like telekinesis, telepathy, precognition, clairvoyance, etc. However, the same mutated dna / cosmic radiation / whatever that gave them these amazing powers also weakened their minds to the point where their sanity hangs by a thread. Spider-Man could use his telekinesis to fly, crush cars, or make an enemy's heart stop inside his chest, but since it was a radioactive spider that bit him and not a radioactive pterodactyl he believes that his abilities only enable him to do spider-like things. In reality, he also has the ability to predict the future and summon spirits from beyond the grave, but he just uses these to 'sense' when he is in imminent danger and shoot ectoplasmic webs at people (those web shooters he supposedly invented are just figments of his warped mind). ”

Reposted from 3liza

“ To those who still deludedly think they prefer Star Wars over Ghostbusters, all I need do is ask you this: you don’t really want to be a Jedi, do you? In a greige cowl, getting off with your sister, without a single gag across three films? I think if you thought about it a little while longer, you’d realise that you’d far rather be a Ghostbuster: a nerd in New York with an unlicensed nuclear accelarator on your back, and a one in four chance of being Bill Murray. ”

Reposted from giania

“ Ein notariell beglaubigter Zeitungsausschnitt, aus dem hervorgeht, dass man die FPÖ als Kellernazipartei oder als Schande bezeichnet hat, gilt in Österreich als eine Art Intellektuellenführerschein. ”

Reposted from buerohengst via rosinenpicker

“ Hay gurl, you must be an Einstein-Rosen bridge because I'd like to come inside you and then be somewhere else. ”

Reposted from giania